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| Delta
Airlines.
We get you there. |
("I
should certainly hope so.
Do I get my money back if we crash?") |
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Mobil.
We want you to live. |
("And
the Flibberty's Fine Funerals line must be
'We want you to die'!") |
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FileMaker
software.
What's your problem? |
| ("It
don't work!") |
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Eastern
Airlines.
We have to earn our wings every day. |
("I've
heard of short-term financing,
but this is ridiculous!") |
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Playtex
Is that a Playtex under there? |
| ("Sexist
pig!") |
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